This is probably my be all end all view on how the election will turn out. I can’t imagine the American people being stupid enough to elect Barack the magic negro Obama. Also, I can’t imagine that the American people as a whole are smart enough to know that by McCain being president we’re still dealing with moderate policies. Still, I will be able to sleep much more easily at night knowing that there isn’t a socialist black supremacist as the figurehead of the nation I love.

Obamafags who threaten to move away once he fails come November, please make good of this promise I implore you.